me- Levi, what is the capitol of Kansas?
L- What ?
me- What is the capitol of KANSAS.
L- Kansas? (like he has never heard that word before)
me- Yes, Kansas.
L- Kansas, is NOT a state.
L- KANSAS is not a state. You just made that word up.
me- Are you being serious right now?
me- It most certainly IS a state.
L- What is the capitol then?
me- I can't remember.
L- See, it isn't a state. (matter-of-factly)
Ten minutes later, after I had googled Kansas.....
me- Wyatt, go tell Levi that the capitol of KANSAS is TOPEKA.
W- Mom said the capitol of Kansas is Tapioca or something.
L- OHHHHH, Topeka, Kansas! NOW I REMEMBER!!!!
me- (laughing) We are never going to let you live this one down.
L- I know!!!