Banana Pudding

Conversation with the hubs after he had been digging around in the fridge for several minutes.

Him: Where is it?

Me: Where's what?

Him: The banana pudding.

Me: Banana pudding?

Him: Yeah.

Me: There is no banana pudding.

Him: What? The kids ate a whole banana pudding?

Me: No, I haven't made banana pudding today.

Him: But....there are vanilla wafers out.......

Me: Let me get this straight, you saw vanilla wafers and automatically assumed that there was pudding?

Him: Yes.

Me: The buddies were eating the vanilla wafers for a snack.

Him: That's just wrong.

(Here in the South some of us take our "naner puddin" VERY seriously. )