Guy- How much gas do you put in that thing? (pointing at suburban)
Me- As much as it needs.
Guy- You need a little Honda.
Me- You know I have four kids....right?
Guy- You need a little truck.
Me- FOUR boys. Not gonna fit dude.
Guy- A smaller vehicle.
Me- You gonna buy it for me? That thing is paid for. (pointing at the suburban)
Guy- You know what you need?
Me- A nanny?
At this point the cashier lost it, and she and I burst out laughing. Noisy guy just stood there bewildered.