Mayor

The buddies had spent all morning assembling their Hot Wheels town in their room. As I went to check on them I overheard this......

S- I am the mayor of this town. Are you the mayor of that town?

G- Yes, I AM the mayor of this town.

Me-(talking loudly through the closed door) I think the mayor of the town would make up his bed.

G- MAMA!

Me- I'm just saying......also he would probably put on some pants.

S- MAMA!

Me- I just wanted to keep it real.