See those suckers? They came in the house blowing those things and slobber was going everywhere.
me- Why on earth did you buy those for them?
hubs- I didn't.
me- Who did?
hubs- The girl in the store gave the buddies the suckers for free.
me- (surveying the blue slobber, lips, tongues, and going deaf from the racket) Remind me to thank her later.