Friday, May 1, 2009

Last Name?

We follow a boy almost all the way home from preschool. I told the buddies to ask him what his last name was so we could set up a play date.

G- I know Mason's last name.
Me- What is it?
G- Mayonnaise.
Me- What?
G- Mayonnaise.
Me- I don't know what you are saying buddy.
G- MAY-O-NNAISE!
Me- Let me turn the radio down, it sounded like you said mayonnaise.
S- He did.
Me- Mayonnaise?
G- Yep. That's his name.
Me- His name is Mason MAYONNAISE?
S- Yep.
Me- He told you that his name was Mason Mayonnaise?
G- Nooooooo, Paige told me that was his name.
S- Yep, she did. And HER name is Paige Mustard.
Me- I see. So if he is Mason Mayonnaise, and she is Paige Mustard, then I am Shannon Ketchup.
Buddies- (laughing) Oh man! That isn't his real name is it?
Me- Not even close.
S- Boy, Paige got me good!!!!

4 comments:

Cliff said...

Great story.
I liked the planter pics.
I've got 3 days of corn planting left so must go. I'll try to get more info from you on the steering deal. I couldn't find the website. I'm not really sure what I need.

Amanda said...

Kids are a trip with the things they come up with.

Shannon said...

Cliff left the info on your blog about Ralph, check it out. Let me know if you need anything.

Marel Lecone said...

Cute!! I hope that you find out the kid's last name. :)