G- I know Mason's last name.
Me- What is it?
Me- I don't know what you are saying buddy.
Me- Let me turn the radio down, it sounded like you said mayonnaise.
S- He did.
G- Yep. That's his name.
Me- His name is Mason MAYONNAISE?
Me- He told you that his name was Mason Mayonnaise?
G- Nooooooo, Paige told me that was his name.
S- Yep, she did. And HER name is Paige Mustard.
Me- I see. So if he is Mason Mayonnaise, and she is Paige Mustard, then I am Shannon Ketchup.
Buddies- (laughing) Oh man! That isn't his real name is it?
Me- Not even close.
S- Boy, Paige got me good!!!!