G- YUCK!!! THIS bunny is NASTY!!!! (follows that with trying to spit everything out of his mouth and wiping off his tongue)
Me- What? Why?
G- It has NUTS in it.
Me- What? Nuts? Buddy it is just chocolate.....no nuts.
G- NO! There are nuts. It is crunchy like those tiny candy bars that Daddy doesn't like.
S- (steps in to be the voice of reason) It is crunchy like the little red candy bars in the cabinet.
Me- (suddenly getting it) Krackle?
G- YES! NUTS!
Me- That is RICE to make it crunchy.
G- GROSS! RICE is WORSE!
I give up. The Easter Bunny needs to read the package a LITTLE more carefully next year. The box plainly stated "crispy milk chocolate".
How on Earth did I miss that?