Those darn people couldn't find anything wrong with him and asked, very puzzled, as to why he came. Want to know what his reply was? "I don't ALWAYS sound this sexy." Yep, that is what he said to the doctor and nurse.
The other day he stopped by a friends shop. He had three box fans plugged into the same outlet. The hubs pounced. "Chad... you can't have three box fans plugged into the same outlet." "What?" asked Chad. "You can't have three of the SAME thing plugged into the outlet, Chad, YOU should know that." replied Landon. "You can have TWO box fans, and one light...... or you could have one compresser, a box fan and a drill..... or you could have (he rambled on and on listing different items)...." By now Chad was just staring at him. The hubs has the uncanny ability to appear serious, it is hard to know when he is "BS-ing" and not.
Finally, the hubs couldn't take it any longer and burst out laughing. "Awwww, I'm just kidding you Chad." "That's good... because I thought you had lost your darn mind!" replied Chad.
(side note: some four letter words have been replaced for the faint of heart.... I KNOW that Chad doesn't say DARN, lol)