Him- Look at that plant. It is taking over the hammock.
Me- I know. She keeps cutting it back, and it keeps getting worse.
Him- I can't believe how big it is!
Me- What IS it?
Me- (brief silence, while I racked my brain) Clematis?
Him- Yeeeaaahhh, that's it. Clematis.
Me- Were you trying to say "chlamydia" and "clematis" ?
Him- (laughing) Yeah.
Me- Like it is a loose plant?