Me- Why haven't the boys had a bath or eaten?
Him- I didn't think about it. I was on the computer.
Me- They wanted you to take them to What-a-burger, did they not ask you?
Him- Yeah, but I figured we could just eat here.
Me- But they HAVEN'T EATEN.
Him- When I told them we were going to eat at home, they said they weren't hungry. But I know they were just waiting to see if you were bringing something home with you. So I didn't worry about it.
Hummmm, this made PERFECT sense to him in his world.