L- Mrs. Barrier came to our class for encore today.
(she is also their bus driver)
S- Where was Mrs. Duke?
L- I don't know....where ever all the teachers go for the meeting during encore.
S- Oh, what did you do with Mrs. Barrier?
L- She said... "Your teacher wants you to read this but you can do anything you want as long as you all are quiet.
S- That's funny. What did you do?
L- Drew pictures at my desk like everyone else.
S- That's all?
L- Yep, until she quietly asked me to open the door.
S- Oh?
L- Yeah. She whispered, "Go open the door I smell something funny."
W- Hey, I bet one of those fifth grade boys ripped a big one!
L- It smelled pretty bad.
W- Speaking of ripping one, someone let one over here. Buddy.......
B- It wasn't me!
W- It smells horrible over here, I think he did something in his underwear!
B- Nope W, you can look in my underwear, it is CLEAN.
(with that he stands up in his chair and pulls out his waistband for all to see his innocence)
I don't know how this went so wrong so fast!
7 comments:
that is hilarious! Hey--at least you found out what happened at school that day! Teachers just LOVE substitutes that do absolutely nothing so that their class is behind when they get back! :)
That is so funny! I think any conversation can turn to bad body smells or functions if boys are included. :) We have had that happen here too. -Brandy
That is too funny! Glad I missed that smell though, I always remember right as y'all would leave to let me babysit both the buddies would have terrible diapers- can't say I miss the smelly changes =)
-"B"
wanted to let you know I finally created a blog! so drop by and see it any time lol.
-B
Thanks for the visit and the kind words. Nice blog here, do you farm?. It would appear so. I shall return when I have a bit more time to read.
BTW ripping one off will only remain funny to the boys for the next 50 years. Then they will kind of be over it.
I love it! Kids are so funny!
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