Phone call from the boy:
L-Mom? I can't practice with the team today.
Me-Why?
L-I failed the urine test.
Me-(How did I miss this!  My child is on drugs!  What are we going to do!)
L-Mom, are you still there?  You aren't saying anything.
Me-I can't breathe.  You failed a drug test?
L-WHAT!  It was a hydration test.  I'm dehydrated.  You thought I was on drugs?
Me-LEVI! Start out the phone call with I'm dehydrated.  Not, I failed a urine test.  Geez, I almost had a heart attack!

Never a dull moment over here.