Phone call from the boy:
L-Mom? I can't practice with the team today.
L-I failed the urine test.
Me-(How did I miss this! My child is on drugs! What are we going to do!)
L-Mom, are you still there? You aren't saying anything.
Me-I can't breathe. You failed a drug test?
L-WHAT! It was a hydration test. I'm dehydrated. You thought I was on drugs?
Me-LEVI! Start out the phone call with I'm dehydrated. Not, I failed a urine test. Geez, I almost had a heart attack!
Never a dull moment over here.